PROLOG stands for "Piece of Repugnant, Odious, and Largely Odorous Garbage"

Well, I take back what I said about LISP in my last entry...after a while, it actually kinda grows on you, and I ended up being kinda decent at it.

PROLOG, on the other hand, is the demonspawn of the combined forces of all that is evil in this universe.

Quite appropriately, PROLOG is the basis of many languages used for artificial intelligence, and thus will be to blame when the machines take over.