It's the last quarter of my fourth year in college, and even though I'm planning on coming back for two more quarters (super-senior, baby!), I'm getting plenty of questions about post-college plans. I give the usual "grad school or get a job" answer that most people expect, but I haven't really considered what "get a job" really means. Although I am studying computer science, I sometimes wonder if it would be feasible for me to consider positions in other fields.
For example I noticed that the e-commerce firm Zoovy has a job opening for an Apprentice Sith Lord. I've never really considered going over to the Dark Side as a strategic career move (mostly since the Good GuysTM have this annoying knack for winning in the end), but the opportunity to operate "a variety of laser-powered hand weapons and high-powered space/air vehicles" really appeals to me.

There are definitely some strange people in the world.
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I find your lack of faith disturbing
That was quite possibly the single best comment this site has ever seen.