Actual conversation this morning...
Wife: *sniffle* "I have no idea what I'm allergic to."
Me: "Well as long as you aren't coughing up blood and don't have a fever, I think you'll be OK."
Wife: "Well, I did cough up this black liquidy stuff."
Me: "WHAT?!"
Wife: "And my hand started turning into a claw."
Me: *starting to get it* Oh. I was wondering about that. I didn't mention it because I didn't want you to feel self-conscious.
Wife: One of my eyes is turning yellow, too.
I love my wife.
